Hickory, steel, and sex appeal

Is it wrong that I suddenly have the urge to chop some wood?

I mean how awesome are these axes, mini axes, axe bags, and axe boxes by Best Made Company. Described on their site as "Hickory, steel, and sex appeal" I think I'm sold.  It is highly unlikely that I possess the coordination to properly wield an axe but maybe this is the upper body workout I've been looking for to get my arms toned for my strapless wedding dress.

From their site:

Every high-rise condo, luxury office, executive suite, ranch house, and farmstead must have an axe in it. We know that axes shouldn’t only be in the hands of lumberjacks: anyone and everyone should have an axe in their name….

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